funny sayings and quotes about friends

We should not only use the brains we have, but all that we can borrow. ~Woodrow Wilson



The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. ~Carol Matthau



Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. ~Thomas C. Haliburton



Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic. ~Rosalind Russell



We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - friends? ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Some men so dislike the dust kicked up by the generation they belong to, that, being unable to pass, they lag behind it. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too. ~Pam Brown



She had not known the weight until she felt the freedom. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, Chapter XVIII "A Flood of Sunshine"



When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. ~Clifton Fadiman



Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head. ~Graffiti



Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown



Promises are like the full moon, if they are not kept at once they diminish day by day. ~German Proverb



Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow



Laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~Hugh Sidey



For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind. ~Eleanor Everet



This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in. ~Theodore Roosevelt



October's poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter. ~Nova Bair



Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ~Author Unknown



Sin writes histories, goodness is silent. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Table - Talk



Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche