funny single quotes

Cheerleaders are simply a jump above the rest. ~Author Unknown



Fashion is more powerful than any tyrant. ~Latin Proverb



A life without cause is a life without effect. ~Barbarella



I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! ~Author Unknown



Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue. ~Robert K. Merton, Social Theory, 1957



If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without. ~Colette



A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. ~Ogden Nash



The mark of highest originality lies in the ability to develop a familiar idea so fruitfully that it would seem no one else would ever have discovered so much to be hidden in it. ~Goethe



If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. ~Vincent Van Gogh



If in the after life there is not music, we will have to import it. ~Domenico Cieri Estrada



Tea is instant wisdom - just add water! ~Astrid Alauda



Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. ~Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon (Thanks, David)



Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others. Concern yourself only with how you appear before God, concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you. ~Miguel De Unamuno



Remedy it, or welcome it: a wise man's only two choices. ~Terri Guillemets



Tattooing is about personalizing the body, making it a true home and fit temple for the spirit that dwells inside it.... Tattooing therefore, is a way of keeping the spiritual and material needs of my body in balance. ~Michelle Delio



To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ~W.J. Vogel



The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. ~Eden Phillpotts, A Shadow Passes



Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it. ~S.I. Hayakawa



You have but to know an object by its proper name for it to lose its dangerous magic. ~Elias Canetti