funny quotes about weed

Precepts or maxims are of great weight; and a few useful ones at hand do more toward a happy life than whole volumes that we know not where to find. ~Seneca



How idle it is to call certain things God-sends! as if there was anything else in the world. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers. ~William James



Light gives of itself freely, filling all available space. It does not seek anything in return; it asks not whether you are friend or foe. It gives of itself and is not thereby diminished. ~Michael Strassfeld



El tiempo da buen consejo. ~Proverb



He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for. ~Moroccan Proverb



A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. ~Francis O'Walsh



I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full. ~Lord Dunsany



Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher



Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. ~William James



Stress is poison. ~Agave Powers



Like the sky opens after a rainy day we must open to ourselves.... Learn to love yourself for who you are and open so the world can see you shine. ~James Poland



No man's credit is as good as his money. ~E.W. Howe, Sinner Sermons



Everything is something you decide to do, and there is nothing you have to do. ~Denis Waitley Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize until you have tried to make it precise. ~Bertrand Russell, The Philosophy of Logical Atomism



Sometime in your life, hope that you might see one starved man, the look on his face when the bread finally arrives. Hope that you might have baked it or bought or even kneaded it yourself. For that look on his face, for your meeting his eyes across a piece of bread, you might be willing to lose a lot, or suffer a lot, or die a little, even. ~Daniel Berrigan



So she poured out the liquid music of her voice to quench the thirst of his spirit. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne



God's glowing covenant. ~Hosea Ballou (rainbow)



Astronomy to the selfish becomes astrology. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



The flag of the United States has not been created by rhetorical sentences in declarations of independence and in bills of rights. It has been created by the experience of a great people, and nothing is written upon it that has not been written by their life. It is the embodiment, not of a sentiment, but of a history. ~Woodrow Wilson



They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk. ~Saying of unknown origin