funny quotes about crushes

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ~Danny Kaye



Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. ~Judith Olney



Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ~Sam Levenson



I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. ~Sylvia Plath



Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations. ~Martin Terman



A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. ~Author Unknown



If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives... But up close a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern. ~Ursula Le Guin



No place is boring, if you've had a good night's sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film. ~Robert Adams, Darkroom & Creative Camera Techniques, May 1995



The scars you can't see are the hardest to heal. ~Astrid Alauda



Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book



In union there is strength. ~Aesop



Coquetry whets the appetite; flirtation depraves it. Coquetry is the thorn that guards the rose - easily trimmed off when once plucked. Flirtation is like the slime on water-plants, making them hard to handle, and when caught, only to be cherished in slimy waters. ~Ik Marvel Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. ~African Proverb



Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. ~Vinton Cerf



Attribution: the ascribing of a work (as of literature or art) to a particular author or artist.



In an early class, one of the students asked me if I believed in God. I replied, 'I don't think so.' And then proceeded to wail on the theme, using material from this column of some weeks ago, in which I observed the perpetuation of insanity on this planet through the mediums of Arabs-vs-Jews, Catholics-vs-Protestants, Southern Baptists-vs-Everyone. I said I felt if 'God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he them,' (Genesis 2:27, King James's italics, not mine) then we were God. And when Man (my capitalization, not King James's) in his most creative, his most loving, his most gentle and most human, then he is most God-like. The student said he would pray for my immortal soul. He also asked for my address, so he could send me some literature on the subject of God. I thanked him politely and told him I'd gotten all the literature I could handle on the subject from a certain Thomas Aquinas. ~Harlan Ellison



The time to read is any time: no apparatus, no appointment of time and place, is necessary. It is the only art which can be practised at any hour of the day or night, whenever the time and inclination comes, that is your time for reading; in joy or sorrow, health or illness. ~Holbrook Jackson



When you gamble with safety, you bet your life. ~Author Unknown



No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. ~George Carlin